| storage products of satan |
[May. 5th, 2005|03:23 pm] |
whats up ladies?
im making a website.
which will be exactly like my livejournal probably, except not affiliated with livejournal. because as you may have guessed im way too cool for school now.
ill post the link here once i finally get an appropriate webhost and 75% of it finished.
i plan to update it daily.
maybe i should get one of those blog makers...
i dont know.
i have a lot of back entries written in notepad just waiting to be scrolled over by the add ridden masses.
if any of you could recommend a webhost dealie that wont suck balls or have ads on my shit please feel free to drop me a line.
in the meantime....
how awesome is glad press-n-seal?
ps: i vaguely remember something about the mayan calendar setting the apocalypse for 5/5/05 can anyone confirm this? |
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[Mar. 15th, 2005|06:40 pm] |
hey what do you faggots use to download music?
soulseek just isnt cutting it nowadays |
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[Mar. 15th, 2005|04:51 pm] |
isnt it awesome how im exected to know all of this stuff?
NICHOLE SPILLED GREEN TEA ON KEVINS NEW TOKION MAGAZINE |
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[Mar. 14th, 2005|10:07 pm] |
this picture reminded me of ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) autokrater a.k.a best person to ever grace wwwdotlivejournaldotcom |
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[Mar. 14th, 2005|09:50 pm] |
"50 Cent's sophomore offering, The Massacre has sold a staggering 1,140,638 units in only four days"
raise your hand if youre guilty |
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[Mar. 14th, 2005|10:26 am] |
 this is about all i can remember from the past weekend. but this and this tell me i may have had some fun. |
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[Mar. 8th, 2005|07:36 am] |
im hells of bored.
its 730 in the morning.
i dont have any clothes on yet.
i went to the gym yesterday.
alex is going on tour soon.
im gonna miss him.
more than a little bit i think. |
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[Mar. 7th, 2005|07:03 am] |
what is your favorite movie soundtrack of all time?
me - lock stock and two smoking barrels
remember that one movie where whoopi goldberg and a dinosaur were detectives? i wonder if that had a soundtrack.
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[Mar. 3rd, 2005|08:49 pm] |
im totally lucky to have girlyunderwear to find everything good on the internet for me.
that way i never have to venture too far away from livejournal and google image search. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2005|05:51 pm] |
i learned something about myself today: i will do literally anything to avoid homework,  like install a new toilet seat. |
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[Feb. 24th, 2005|12:02 am] |
"the 80s made half the planet gay just with its music."
haha, maybe the guy is a prophet. |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2005|03:33 pm] |
where did you username originate from?
mines inspired by a childhood obsession |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2005|08:06 am] |
Stomach flu (gastroenteritis)
Stomach flu, sometimes called gastroenteritis, is inflammation of the stomach and intestines. It can be caused by infection with certain types of bacteria or viruses or by some poisons.
The symptoms of gastroenteritis include nausea, vomiting, abdominal cramps, diarrhea, fever, and weight loss.
guess what i did yesterday??
hint: i had a lot of gatorade, burnt toast and flat seven up. |
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[Feb. 20th, 2005|08:12 pm] |
omg, how many hip hop heads would die to be in my position?
i just got home from eating (an extremely delicious) dinner with dave choe and the owner of upper playground, AND i scored a free pair of jeremy fish slip ons.
word. |
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[Feb. 19th, 2005|11:54 pm] |
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 i had way too much fun tonight! |
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[Feb. 19th, 2005|06:15 pm] |
i cant find the cable to my printer.
slightly less than monumental news, i know. but its the most important thing in my life right now and i think the world should know. |
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| sell by |
[Feb. 18th, 2005|12:10 am] |
 will i give you diarrhea? only time will tell.
ok so riddle me this online journal perusers. if you buy like a steak thats reduced for quick sale and it says sell by Febuary 18th, does that mean ok buy and eat this shit tonight and be happy you got a 2 dollar steak or does it mean we have a whole lot of other meat to push so we have to get rid of whats out there, and its still good for like another week? nichole claims the latter, which sounds reasonable, but would you trust it anyway? i mean they say you can have milk after the day.. but fuck that im not drinking weird milk, you know? i mean essentially steak is dead tissue wrapped in plastic, and i dont want to toy with the idea of a "cant legally sell it anymore" till "just before turning rancid" waiting period.
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so yeah, today was a ball. we stole sushi cookie dough and a shopping basket/wheel thing that old ladies lug around their VONS bags in. i eventually phynished my physics homework. haha get it? PHYNISHED! because thats why PHYSICS starts with!! yes, yes? whatever. my genius is wasted on livejournal. a wealth of other things have been going on, but facts must be omitted for the innocent and easily agitated.
look at the cute little wings on my headphones!
well im going to hop into bed and watch sam neill of jurassic park fame paint a picture of the cosmos in the critically acclaimed discovery channel special HYPERSPACE which i finally got around to putting on my netflix queue.
have a safe flight to anyone who is flying to new york tomorrow |
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[Feb. 17th, 2005|02:02 pm] |
GUESS WHO FINISHED HER PHYSICS HOMEWORK A BAG OF CHIPS??     hahhaha, im doing homework with a hammer. |
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| its not only a manual, its a breakfast table! |
[Feb. 17th, 2005|11:16 am] |
"Discard all frog tissue by putting it ONLY IN THE SPECIAL BUCKET."
taken from our lab manual.
yesterday some kid, in CELLULAR BIOLOGY asked "whats a ribosome?"
and all i could think was "may god have mercy on your soul" |
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| i ate all my chocolate bandaids for breakfast :( |
[Feb. 15th, 2005|01:23 pm] |
st valentines day massacre
alexander matthew pardee shows up at my apartment wearing his brand new "i may be on trial for homicide, but atleast i look well read" tupac style glasses. very very handsome. he gave me my awesome super exclusive limited edition presents and then we proceeded to have the worst valentines day imaginable. ok not really, but it was raining cats and dogs fucking rhinoceroses and hippos (aka it rained a shitload), and alex did almost have a full on "wheres the bayer?" myocardial infarction, and i did start crying for absolutely no legitimate reason, but on the other hand we got to see mechanical executions and get our fortunes told by ghostwriter, and eat gigantic delicious ruths chris defying steaks at Bob's (where alex slipped the waiter "twenties" to give me a rose after dinner), and i spent a few solid hours laying in bed with the boy ive had a crush on since i was literally fifteen as mark hamill weaved a magical tale about a stoned treasure hunting dolphin.
but when i think about our last valentines day together and we had to walk to the police station at 2 in the morning to retrieve alexs towed car, after having spent the night eating rabbit and watching what remains my favorite movie for the first time, i shouldnt be all that surprised.
what did you do? |
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[Feb. 14th, 2005|12:09 pm] |
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to the guys on my friendslist,
how many purses would you say is a reasonable amount for a girl to own?
what would be excessive? |
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[Feb. 14th, 2005|07:25 am] |
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remember when kyle wore that shirt that said Happy Highest Suicide Rate in the U.S. Day? |
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[Feb. 10th, 2005|07:58 pm] |
EVERYONE I KNOW IN SAN DIEGO*:  you are cordially invited to attend the chinese new years shabu shabu fiesta to be held at my house on saturday evening. *unless of course my mom hates you. which pretty much rules out everyone i know in san diego |
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| if it was possible for me to get my period, i think i would be having it right now. |
[Feb. 10th, 2005|07:44 pm] |
school has been fun so far. except for the dozens of uncomfortable situations i have to deal with while traversing sfsu's hallowed halls. if there is anything more awkward then making eye contct with someone you used to know and then having to do that "oh i didnt even look at you ive been looking directly forward this entire time" powerwalk then.. i dont know what is.
no wait i do! its when someone you dont remember or like, walks up to you, says "hey emily!" and fucking STANDS there saying nothing forcing you to deal with the task of creating a conversation. why the FUCK does this keep happening to me? especially in situations where i cant walk away like on the train or while eating.
im supposed to be painting right now. or doing my lab write ups. obviously i am doing neither. im too exhausted. i havent had caffeine for a couple days, and ive been waking up at an unheard of 7 IN THE MORNING every day for like two weeks. oh yeah and i have severe contusions all over my body from blood brothers last night. the "venue" (what a gay fucking word) was so insanely awesome. it was this incredibly ornate SHACK nestled amongst the strip joints of fillmore.
it has become increasingly obvious that everyone just thinks of me as a moody bitch. though its probably true, i dont want it to be. and it makes me sad to think about it.
i really really hope i have a fun valentines day. OH SHIT! i just remembered im going to san diego TOMORROW! ok im going to start a new update addressing that issue specifically. |
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[Feb. 7th, 2005|04:34 pm] |
how old are you?
im 20. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2005|12:25 pm] |
 my cool ass dad just got back from teotihuacan! |
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[Feb. 6th, 2005|12:56 am] |
so like, i used spell check on my last entry because i couldnt remember if it was "fufilling" or "fulfilling" and it was driving me insane and my roomates are in bed so i couldnt ask them, and this is what came up for "djclue":
deckle
ductile
Decalogue
decal
ducal
Dracula
dewclaw
debacle
dogleg
cackle
cockle
tackle
tickle
dangle
dongle
jocular
decouple
kcal
dactyl
cajole
i think everyone should pick a word and write a sentence with it. good luck with "dewclaw". which isnt ANYTHING. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2005|12:43 am] |
i should seriously consider updating about what i actually do, because i really dont want to forget how much fun im having.
well, since yesterday:
started doing labwork in biology, which not only is awesome, but its totally fulfilling being surrounded by people that share a common love for science, and all want to be there. like, you know youre in good company when upon introducing themselves, kids compare graphing calculator models. oh man.
i painted the most disturbing/awesome painting of all time
went to ruths chris
saw juon the american version which for some reason really kicks ass and i dont understand why no one liked it.
went bowling
found out i kick ass at bowling
went to lunch with alexs parents, who couldnt be funnier if they had writers.
kicked it with THE JUDGE, the real life version of napoleon dynamite. he actually suggested that everyone dress up and elaborately stage a recreation of Mortal Kombat.
bought a clear red toilet seat!!
watched ALONE IN THE DARK by far the greatest movie experience since swimfan. we were chastised by everyone around us for laughing the entire time, and it left us screaming about its inconsistencies for hours.
they should make pardees birthday a national holiday and you have to listen to djclue mixtapes and if you dont say "hell of" in each sentence you get punched.
and i have a test tomorrow online and im SO stoked on it! is that like supergay? hell yeah it is. |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2005|12:21 pm] |
ok this is going to sound like the gayest cheeseball thing ever, but...
if you are ever trapped on a hot subway train, put on 'frances the mute' for the first time in your life, and i gauruntee you, when you hear omar alfredo "mexican hot sauce love god" rodriguez-lopez play his fucking guitar, you will be covered from head to toe in goosebumps.
but youll also be crying at how much you love it and how you cant believe you ever existed before it. so watch out.
which sounds better?
emily rodriguez lopez or emily bixler zavala? or should i change my name to emilia? |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2005|11:07 am] |
in regards to my last post:
um... so like... turns out i left my cd case on the floor in my room, and im going to seek counseling. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2005|05:40 pm] |
true or false.
the best way to make my pants smaller is put them on inside out and sew as close as possible to my skin while keeping the pants on.
answer coming in about two hours. unless i like, go to the hospital, or pass out. |
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| frances the mute vs best of counting crows :( |
[Feb. 2nd, 2005|01:22 pm] |
GOD DAMNIT. its pretty fitting that the one time, THE ONE TIME i spend all night burning cds and have a huge selection of things i actually want to hear, i LOSE my cd case at school.
and im too embarassed to call the lost and found at my school and ask them if anyone found a cd case with the aliens from toy story all over it.
maybe this is like my schools revenge for eating chips and soda in the library and getting shit in the keyboards. which i am doing right now.
this is whats going to happen to the dicklick bastard that stole my cd case!!(even though i most likely just left it on muni) |
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| the chronicles of a death foretold |
[Jan. 31st, 2005|08:42 pm] |
24 hours in the life of emily natalie jaworski
12:03am less than 10 hours before the semester starts, i begin choosing classes.
2:00am ming tsai is the first challenger to win iron chef america! (and rightfully so)
3:00am alex wakes me up every two seconds to confess everything cute that has ever happened to him like "When i had chicken pox i jumped on my bed naked."
5:00am alexs alarm clock goes off
7:10am mine doesnt
7:10am and thirty seconds i lunge out of bed frantically and throw things everywhere
7:10am and fortyfive seconds i am fully dressed and go back to bed
8:00am alex has a parking ticket.
9:10am biology. i walk into the wrong room, walk out like an idiot, and then realize it was actually the right room, go back, at this point the room is completely full, and i find a seat by the door which turns out to be one of my two professors chair, which she informs me of. loudly. in front of everyone. my next seat is a fire hazard, and my final one is on the floor, crying.
10:05am i see pag at the train station, and we spend the next three hours galavanting about union square, eating spicy chow fun, shitting in the secret union square bathrooms, screaming about biochemistry, and being as high as you can possibly be on natural supplements.
2:10pm adam and i are kicked out of ecology (i STILL dont know what it is!) or rather, run out of ecology after realizing that we were standing in the front of the class yelling in an otherwise dead silent room.
2:30pm we run into WILL who is suprisingly still alive after having spent 6 months in memphis plucking banjos on porches and slapping mosquitos.
3:10pm physics. uneventful. except for the test i have NEXT CLASS
4:25pm I MAKE FRIENDS!!!! and not just friends. i befriend by far the two COOLEST people on my campus. a japanese boy who plays 90s alternative rock songs and sings EXTREMELY LOUDLY and passionately and doesnt bother learning the words. he then introduced me to his friend johannes who is a foreign student from germany and has been playing violin (pronounced "whee-olin") since he was FIVE. together they form half of the international student band which includes a bassist from argentina.
(i also eat a cheeseburger and pasta salad at this time)
5:00pm jason and i yell at each other A LOT, while i parade up and down campus letting phrases like "i have no idea what the fuck sociolgy is", "CAT DOWNS SYNDROME" and "yeah akuma IS hella fluffy" fly out freely.
6:35pm PHYSICS LAB! i made friends with the people at my table! amazing for me solely because i initiated a conversation. theres a girl named holly, who said she would bring me candy, an architect named charles, and a dude named adam who has an afro like kevin and likes pt anderson like jason
7:54pm the "UNITED NEGROES PIZZA FUND" earns a dollar, and i give to the homeless for the first time in a year.
8:30pm i am home and alive and regale kevin and nichole with tales of the day and cinnamon the attack bunny. friends is on. all is well.
the last four hours has yet to be determined but you will no doubt be jealous of them! |
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[Jan. 30th, 2005|04:17 pm] |
 i smell like cupcakes! |
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[Jan. 30th, 2005|12:22 pm] |
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hey whores!
i start school tomorrow isnt that wild? considering its a break from my normal routine of waking up at two, eating all day and then passing out in a pool of diet soda, i think it is.
it would be really fucking nice to actually try this semester and not throw my life away as usual. but time and drug availability will tell.
so, lately ive developed this really horrible problem of repeating phrases ive heard on tv over and over and over and over and over, (anyone who came in contact with me during my "im a big lady" or "JAMONE!" phrase can testify). unfortunately yesterday i saw that bacardi commercial with the midget and spent the greater portion of last night singing "bacardi.. and cola!". i hope it fizzles out of my system soon or im going to look like quite the alcoholic biologist. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2005|12:24 am] |
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OMG i just told a boy that i loved him!!!!!!!!!!! |
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[Jan. 30th, 2005|12:20 am] |
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i want more friends! everyone that reads this, if you havent already, you should friend me, and i will do the same. and the universe will be happy. and comment me to let you know who you are! |
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[Jan. 29th, 2005|08:25 pm] |
 rheavelle! minus the e! |
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[Jan. 28th, 2005|09:34 pm] |
ace venfuckingtura is on!
i may or may not be killed tonight!
so many exclaimation points!
so!
little!
time!
nichole hates me!
she has work tomorrow!
i like hot dogs!
my dad is going to go climb the tallest mountain in the western hemisphere tomorrow deep in the jungles of mexico, and as ridiculous as this sentence is, it is completely true!
they make fat free lays!
but they arent fart free!
would you like me to lick your butthole? youll love it because i look like im fucking 13!
im so excited!
im going to san diego!
and im going to see the blood brothers at amoeba!
im going to see vic and nikki!
im so excited!
and its gonna be chinese new years!
shabu!
shabu!
shibi shabi! |
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[Jan. 28th, 2005|06:25 pm] |
do any of you honestly read song lyrics when people post them?
because i scroll right past that shit. if you want your words to be read, then you should update about me. |
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[Jan. 27th, 2005|08:58 pm] |
my brain definitely might explode from all this B-12 ive been taking.
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